youngmanhattanite:

ninety9:

FPO for a joke to be named later.

Perils of dating @girlfriend, we presume? /@joke

Sadly, this is true. Should @boyfriend ever run into Wolff, he’ll probably get screamed at by proxy for supposedly instigating all of Wolff’s bad press, despite dating the only person in NYC who knew about the affair and *didn’t* say anything. The screaming will then metastasize into a grand conspiracy theory involving Rupert Murdoch, Judith Regan and Nick Denton.  As long as it’s anybody’s fault but Michael’s, why not @boyfriend’s as well?

(While we’re at it, Michael Wolff would also like to blame Rachelle Hruska, Dan Abrams, Joe Jackson and Tao Lin. Because why not?)