Sloane wrote a thing for a magazine about the fact...

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Sloane wrote a thing for a magazine about the fact that we’re BFFs despite the fact that I’m essentially a robot:

By all rights, we should not be friends. She is all head, I am all heart. Her creativity moves in a linear fashion; mine is a splatter painting. She runs businesses, speaks Arabic, starts websites, calculates tips. All those activities are foreign to me. Aside from being brunettes of the same age, we couldn’t be more different. As a child, when she fought with her mother, she would win arguments by saying, “You’re being illogical.” When I was a child and wanted to win a fight, I’d draw a picture of a family of bunnies being cruel to the smallest bunny and present it to my mother.

No mention of the Candace incident, though.

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