4 July, 2009

The More Things Change

ninety9:

Celebrating Sarah Palin’s patriotic withdrawal from public life at the ‘rents. Going through my exhaustive Spy collection. A sampling of headlines from the 1993 Most Loathsome People Issue:

2. The Clintons
4. Michael Jackson
10. Late Night Nutfest
13. NBC’s Death Wish
19. 1980s Undead
26. Great Britain, Basket Case
38. Pro-Death Pro-Lifers
44. The New York Time’s Desperate Attempts to Seem Hip
48. Barry Diller, Visionary
49. George Bush: Why Isn’t This Man in Jail (refers to 41)
58. Queers Like Us
60. Maureen Dowd, Dean of Journalism
78. Emoticons
89. Bret Pack
100. Madonna

Was flipping through this and there’s also an ad in the SPY Shop-o-Matic for the soon-to-be-resurrected The Baffler:

Had enough of the Boomers’ self-righteous hand-wringing over the depravity of our “twenty-something” generation?  Tired of being told what “we” wear, believe, and listen to? BAFFLE the Boomers by declaring this sham debate null and void.  Subvert the commodification of youth culture; subscribe to THE BAFFLER, the journal of genuine dissent, the magazine that finds chunks of the culture industry in its stool.

Also featured: BACHELORETTES, “Finally, a magazine for the single man.  This top quality publication features very attractive, eligible, single women who are genuinely interested in finding a relationship… If any of these ladies interest you, there is a number that you can call to set up a date.” NATIONAL PUBLIC HUMOR NEWSLETTER, “It’s funny.” GET EVEN, “the complete book of dirty tricks” and THE JOURNAL OF NURSING JOCULARITY, “a nursing journal parody that pokes fun at nursing, doctors, hospitals and the insane world of medicine.”

(Lazy July 4th in Ohio: open laptops at the kitchen table and old issues of SPY. )

2 July, 2009
RE: Twitter trademarking the word “tweet”: I think someone might have a problem with this.

RE: Twitter trademarking the word “tweet”: I think someone might have a problem with this.

2 July, 2009

Can we retire

youngmanhattanite:

Swoon. [Swoon…] Swoon!

No more swooning please, kthx.

It’s a sad function of living in a certain milieu in late aughts New York that I initially thought this was commentary on street art.

1 July, 2009
ninety9:
Wait — what? You mean I spent all day on this for nothing? What do I look like, Andrew Sullivan?
From the I-Gotta-Plan-To-Get-Us-Outta-Here department:
Don’t worry, baby.  I also have a b-plan for cornering the supposedly more lucrative gambling-and-porn market: NakedBaccarat.com.  (Beat the house while you beat… you know.)
Synergies!
P.S. Isn’t that kitten just so cute? I’m forwarding to my mom right now. Pageview!

ninety9:

Wait — what? You mean I spent all day on this for nothing? What do I look like, Andrew Sullivan?

From the I-Gotta-Plan-To-Get-Us-Outta-Here department:

Don’t worry, baby.  I also have a b-plan for cornering the supposedly more lucrative gambling-and-porn market: NakedBaccarat.com.  (Beat the house while you beat… you know.)

Synergies!

P.S. Isn’t that kitten just so cute? I’m forwarding to my mom right now. Pageview!

1 July, 2009

The Old Models Don't Work

soupsoup:

Do you think Gawker is really moving the needle for Tito’s homemade vodka? On the other hand, if I was the Gary Vaynerchuk of vodka, and I wound up really enjoying Tito’s vodka, I could work out a deal where I get a cut of every bottle of Tito’s I can sell. I’m far more likely to buy Vodka based on Gary’s endorsement than Gawker’s banner ad.

What kind of products make sense for Gawker to sell? I’d imagine bad television programs like those on Bravo and MTV seem like a good fit. For all the crap Gawker got for True Blood, it’s a program that seems to fit their demographic. I just think Gawker does a terrible job at integrating those products into their editorial. Skinning the site with a product doesn’t give me a compelling reason to use it. It is good for branding, and if that is the only goal, it succeeds. If they’re aiming for clicks and conversions, I can’t imagine it does.

Here’s an interesting idea. Get the television programs to provide Gawker with exclusive previews of shows supported by advertising in the video that cannot be fast forwarded through, ala Hulu. Gawker keeps the ad revenue in the video, and the television network gets free advertising for their program. Sites like Hulu have the best chance of succeeding because they solve the problem that DVR’s caused for traditional television viewing, which allowed viewers to skip the commercials. You can’t skip the commercials on Hulu, and nearly everyone is willing to sit through them. I can’t think of better ad models on the web than Hulu.

I know the other argument already, it’s not your job to sell your advertiser’s product, and you’re right. I just think you can get a premium for promoting products in a more creative, personal way. The old models of advertising on the web are still decent for branding but they’re missing huge opportunities to try more creative and likely more lucrative methods.

Well, unless you think Gary Vee’s taste in wine and spirits is not very good.  In which case, you might actually avoid Tito.

But that’s sort of beside the point.

Your point about better campaigns is valid. The problem is, the publishers generally don’t have creative control over that. Creative comes from the agency and the only thing you control is the positioning in your layout. You can make suggestions to the client till you’re blue in the face but they usually don’t have the resources to do individual campaigns for sites as [relatively] small as Gawker.

Occasionally you develop a good relationship with the client or buyer and they really, really want *your* specific audience, in which case they’ll lean on *you* for creative services. Then it’s your opportunity to exploit or screw up.  It’s rare, though, especially for larger brands with a lot of money who’d rather take a scattershot approach and be widely visible even at the cost of irrelevancy to most individual users.

On the upside, what you’re suggesting is becoming more common. I advised a client recently to hire a designer to their in-house sales team just to do theoretical mockups that could be pitched as alternatives to existing creative. It’s not really affordable to do that if you’re selling $1.50 CPMs on a site with < 1 million uniques and a skeleton staff, but if you’re going to pitch double digit CPM placements and sponsorships to big budget advertisers, it sort of behooves you to make suggestions about what works best on your site, rather than relying on them to figure it out.  After all, the more effective the ads are, the more likely you (the publisher) get a renewal.

There’s also an increased availability of more targeted placements (geotargeting, age/gender/income segmentations, etc.) which would seem to indicate that buyers are more willing to pay a premium to get a more specific, relevant portion of a larger audience.

So I think some of the larger publishers in the space are going to become crypto-creative agencies on the biz side. (Gawker already does a bit of this in doing site re-skins and proposing sponsored content.)  And I hope this happens, because I think it will result in more innovation all the way around.

The status quo, however, is that the publisher places whatever the client provides and has no say in the creative at all, except in determining placement.

1 July, 2009

This seems to me to rather precisely miss the point. The problem besetting newspapers is not that there are hordes of bloggers giving it away for free. Bloggers are, to be sure, great competition for the op-ed section. But the op-ed section is not a money maker, as the New York Times so painfully discovered with Times Select. As I wrote at the time, the Times confused what people were emailing each other with what they would be willing to pay for. If those things were the same, poems about Jesus and pictures of kittens wearing hats would have replaced gambling and porn as the internet’s most profitable content.

Old Media Blues - Megan McArdle

(via josephweisenthal)

Hmmm… I feel like this is an implied criticism of my JesusPoemsAndKittensWearingHats.com business plan.

1 July, 2009

Rac*elle Hru*ka, Because I'm Not That Big Of An Asshole

youngmanhattanite:

What the fuck happened today? Back off Soup (though, Jeff: nice). Did you know that every time we really fuckin’ get into it (which happens quite often) we take it to the backchannel to duke it out? So: he doesn’t know shit about online advertising. Neither do I. Neither do most of us. I don’t know shit about plenty of things, many of which people are nice enough to point out in private, the REAL assholes who take it to my comments threads on Gawker (THANK YOU, ANTHONY. AND NIC. AND ALL THE ALTBROS I THOUGHT WERE MY FRIENDZ) or who use my full name in the title of their blog posts to help add something to the conversation when my name gets Googled. Anyway, unless he works in online advertising, school him in a bar or something. If he does work in online advertising? Nail’im to the fuckin’ wall. Them’s my rules.

FEK, dude, Soup brought it up. And not in a bar. On his Tumblr. And directed his question to five people specifically, one of whom was me. No one was arbitrarily spouting random commentary about online advertising in his direction. If someone asks me a question over email, I respond over email. If in a bar, I respond in a bar. If on Tumblr, I respond Tumblr, because that’s where I assume (reasonably, I think) the other person wants to have the conversation. (I mean, Soup could email me!)

Also, I don’t think there was any schooling going on. He asked a question and it got answered.

1 July, 2009

Dear Titans of The Online Advertising Landscape,

michaelorell:

spiers:

soupsoup:

Joe, Michael, Ryan, James, Elizabeth, Tim et al.

Please help us luddites.

Also, you have to understand those spots are popular for a reason. They test better with users for both ad recall and user interaction. You may not personally like them, but on the whole they get better results. If you were clicking on those boring, less intrusive 728x90 leaderboards occasionally, there would be no need for Pushdowns and XXLs.

But you aren’t.

Emailed Brown not to take the bait, totes forgot to CC you.

Shot-not explaining Network Exchanges to Soup.

I know, I know.

Also: shot not.

1 July, 2009

Dear Titans of The Online Advertising Landscape,

soupsoup:

Joe, Michael, Ryan, James, Elizabeth, Tim et al.

Please help us luddites. Us lowly consumers of your “free” online content. We don’t claim to know anything about your business, we simply are making observations as the very people you are aiming to market to.

Why, I ask is there such an adversarial relationship between many content providers and their consumers? Is there bitterness because it is so difficult to make a living in this business and the consumers should simply shut up because they’re “getting it for free?”

Wouldn’t it make sense to develop advertising methodologies that consumers actually appreciate? There was a time when pop-up and banner ads were thought by advertisers to be an effective method to reach customers, but we evolved. Is it that difficult to imagine that the reason it’s so hard to make money is because the models currently being used simply don’t work.

Are we supposed to believe Pushdowns and XXL Boxes are going to get consumers excited about the products your advertisers are paying you to promote? I suppose if you can keep getting advertisers to pony up, it doesn’t matter how obtrusive the ads are, but if the content isn’t compelling enough to make up for it, you’re going to have less pageviews to justify anyone paying for them in the first place.

But what do I know, I’m just one of your customers.

I don’t think any of the sites you regularly visit are really going overboard with intrusive spots. Certainly none of my sites. I also don’t think pushdowns/XXLs/etc are nearly as bad as the older intrusive methods (pop ups, splash pages, etc). I think they’re an improvement.

At any rate, the inflection point is the point at which you decline to read because of the ads. And what sites have you stopped reading because the Pushdowns and XXLs were soooooo annoying?

I would also bet that there are sites with spots that are much more intrusive than the ones mentioned above and you read them anyway. Why? Because you want the content. And if the price of a pushdown is too much for you to pay for that content, well that’s an editorial problem.

Also, you have to understand those spots are popular for a reason. They test better with users for both ad recall and user interaction. You may not personally like them, but on the whole they get better results. If you were clicking on those boring, less intrusive 728x90 leaderboards occasionally, there would be no need for Pushdowns and XXLs.

But you’re aren’t.

1 July, 2009

ninety9:

This bit of awesomeness makes me want to click on the ‘Add to Friends’ button.

I think this could also be a reason.